
Could be worse!
It could actually be worse. Beer!

Caps with opinions you'll regret out loud. The peak of mediocre, shipped from Europe.
Pick a way to cover the problem. Or just see everything.
Most-purchased ways to say nothing.

It could actually be worse. Beer!

My expectations were low but HOLY FUCK

Incredible birds

Who cares, we're millionaries

It could actually be worse. Beer!
Sold out of feelings, in stock on hats

Crazy guy! (Or girl!)

Finding who asked...

Jack of all trades, master of baiter

Doggystyle
Every product, all equally mid. Browse the full catalogue and disappoint yourself efficiently.
“Bought it to feel something. Felt nothing. 5 stars.”
“My therapist asked where I got it. Awkward.”
“Wore it once. Now it's my whole personality.”
“Fits my head. Doesn't fit in society. Perfect.”